Fashion Trends for Girls

If you want to be comfortable and “look” like a college freshman, follow this list – it is all true. I know it is hard to believe that someone my age (50 years old) can know more about college fashion trends than you. But it’s not that difficult. Trust.

Parents
Don’t bother with a new wardrobe for your college freshman. She will need new things to follow college fashion trends, but it may not be what you think. Read the list below and prepare to be amazed.

The Top 10 Ridiculous College Fashion Trends

1 – THE SRAT Uniform – The perfect outfit pairing is athletic running shorts and a HUGE t-shirt that covers your shorts. It gives the illusion that you have nothing under your t-shirt. Classic. Ignore faculty and staff who don’t understand this look.

Fraternity = FRAT

Sorority = SRAT

I don’t make the rules of abbreviations, I just share them so that you are as perplexed as I am.

2 – Leggings – enough said. They are your lifeline.

3 – Never underestimate the value of a HUGE sweatshirt – It can cover a multitude of sins from the night before and is just plain comfy during class.

4 – The Walk of Shame clothes. See #3 in this list.

Parents, it’s best you not know everything.

5 – Football Game Attire. You will want something new for the football games especially if you are a student at an SEC school. Hopefully, you will not wear high heels to a football game – you don’t need “hooker” shoes to look cute or attract a cute guy. You will enjoy the game better.

Extra Bonus Tip: Sunscreen is a MUST for day games. You’re welcome.

6 – Wear panties, not a thong – If your skirt is super short, wear panties for goodness sake! If someone could see your “privates” when you bend or sit, a thong just won’t cut it. This is especially true for football games.

7 – Wear a slip – if you don’t know what a slip is, Google is your friend. There’s nothing worse than a cute clingy dress (see Football Attire and Sunday Church Attire) and then you see unproperly fitted panties. I don’t care if you are a size 0, your panty lines are showing and a slip will give you a “cleaner” look under your dress unless you want people to know your panties don’t fit correctly.

8 – Sunday Church Attire – By all means, go to church in your lowest cut, highest skirt possible (aka “hooker” dress). Then, make sure you pair it with a ridiculously high heeled pair of wedge shoes. (See items referring to panties and a slip).